If you’ve ever surfed Oceanside then you’re aware of the spongers that flood the lineups. Bodyboarders are a weird breed; the ocean’s speedbumps if you will.
Unless you’re charging Pipe or are Mike Stewart then you should probably just try to stand up, if they can that is. In college we successfully converted my one roommate, and he’s been normal (as normal as he can be) ever since.
This is one of my all-time favorite clips out there and I just wanted to share it with everyone else. Here’s to the dick draggers of the world. The video speaks for itself.
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November 7th, 2008 at 11:39 am
When did checkwood go to Puerto Rico?
November 7th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
That’ll knock some sense in ya! Loved the slo-mo head bounce off the concrete jetty…
November 11th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
u tink boogers are tits fukin argue wit dis u cunt!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4-9M5Zy_Pw
November 12th, 2008 at 1:52 am
aaron will never be normal, hes too balls deep in himself and his girlfriend. sharing a room with him is like a concentration camp, i want his skinny ass out of here
November 12th, 2008 at 1:57 am
and to the tension 80s shit metal band, boogers are tits, especially when they refuse to come out of nose
November 29th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Not only was he converted from sponging to surfing, I made sure he never put on those fruit boots ever again either. Keep up the posts Patches!
November 29th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
and as for u E street, ur a fag
December 1st, 2008 at 10:35 am
ha cough cough sarah bryan cough cough
December 2nd, 2008 at 5:59 pm
wow, if that sarah bryan comment holds some truth to it i’m laughing my ass off out here, haha