Well I’m back from my first editorial trip and needless to say it was one of the best times I’ve had in a while. Double overhead surf, crazy nor’easter winds and rain, meeting all the great people in the ESA, and good ol’ southern drinking nites.
And yes, I have been known to bash the south in the past. I can’t stand the Florida Gators, I f-king hate the made up word “y’all”, and some rednecks can’t see past skin color and it makes me sick. Now I’ve got a new thing to add to this list: the weird crab people that are slowly taking over Hatteras.
I saw this kid trying to eat people’s brains down the beach one day at Ramp 55. He moved very slow though, so it was easy to escape his brain-hungry claws. But this wasn’t the only one I saw while down there.
If you’ve ever seen the South Park episode about the crab people then you know what I’m talking about:
This is a very dire situation, as I think Sarah Palin and John McCain are both infact crab people themselves. They’re masters of trickery and great at not giving a straight answer. And if crab people were spotted in Hatteras, that’s not too far from Washington, D.C., so there’s no telling how many politicians are crab people. Watch out for them…
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October 11th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Like Obama is any better… country is already in the shitter, but if you vote for SLowbama shits gonna overflow
October 14th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
haha. yes, this country already is in the shitter. i’ve never said obama is the answer, but what it doesn’t need right now is another bushalike, aka McCain
October 16th, 2008 at 10:38 am
John Mccain is a hero! he is not a bushalike, if anything bush and obama were pulling tubes back in day not the the green kind, the smokey gray kind.