And yes, I have been known to bash the south in the past. I can’t stand the Florida Gators, I f-king hate the made up word “y’all”, and some rednecks can’t see past skin color and it makes me sick. Now I’ve got a new thing to add to this list: the weird crab people that are slowly taking over Hatteras.

Will it combine with the lingering low pressure system we have, that’s actually spiraling, will it create a perfect storm, will it sink the Outer Banks and join the untold number of shipwrecks just off the coastline?

Upon entering the narrow doorways I was immediately stared at, as if I my pants weren’t tight enough to get in the door or something.

Obviously, the archaic McCain could probably give two shits about having a woman as his VP canidate. But his advisors think that the disgruntled Hillary supporters will jump ship just because Palin has tits and gets a visit from a special friend once a month.

Semis, buses, and big rigs were whizzing by at 70 mph and with every passing vehicle Carl’s truck would sway on the jack.