I couldn’t give up the opportunity of blogging about our President’s recent escapades in the sand. I mean, there’s only so many times in the history of a President when they’re on the beach making an ass of themselves.

There’s really not much to say, the picture does the talking for us:

This has got me wondering though. What if we started seeing George Bush at the world’s top surfing events? Can you imagine him giving Kelly a pat on the ass for encouragement right before heading out at Pipe? I can’t.

Or imagine ‘Captain Ass Slap,’ as Jon Stewart referred to our President as, getting pushed into waves by the likes of Koby Abberton because George would undoubtedly wanna follow in Paris’ footsteps.

So lets all hope to hell that George doesn’t wanna continue his beach escapades. Maybe he should focus on some things like a war between Russia and Georgia. Sidenote: John McCain did say that Russia needs to know that in the 21st century it is not right to invade other countries. I can’t figure out if they really think that what they’re doing in the Middle East is seen as the work of good, or if they think so lowly of the American public that they just lie right to our faces.

P.S.: Did you see Obama bodysurfing? Yes, that’s right. Head here for the video.