“It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment.” - Ansel Adams

I looked over at the calendar the other day and it hit me that August is almost through. Where the hell did summer go?

Or imagine ‘Captain Ass Slap,’ as Jon Stewart referred to our President as, getting pushed into waves by the likes of Koby Abberton because George would undoubtedly wanna follow in Paris’ footsteps.

“Yeah, it was about belly button high.” Belly button high? Yes, I have a belly button. Don’t we all have belly buttons.

Having won his first ASP World Tour event this past weekend, Bruce Irons is undoubtedly estatic right now. Defeating fellow Hawaiian Fred Patacchia in the finals Somewhere in Indo, Bruce proved that in a bowly left, there might not be a better surfer in the world.