By 4:55, with no police officers in sight, the crowd of more than 2,000 had become a rabble, and could be held back no longer. Fists banged and shoulders pressed on the sliding-glass double doors, which bowed in with the weight of the assault. Six to 10 workers inside tried to push back, but it was hopeless.

Amidst my aimless searching of YouTube I found something pretty fitting for this blog. Cheesy, yes.

If you’ve ever surfed Oceanside then you’re aware of the spongers that flood the lineups. Bodyboarders are a weird breed; the ocean’s speedbumps if you will.

Okay, so I’ll admit, this is my first year voting. Back in ‘04 I was a fresh, 18 year-old high school senior and couldn’t give two shits about the election. In hindsight I guess I should’ve gone out and voted, but I don’t think it would’ve changed what a Bush-run America had in store with another four years.

Now I’d like to shift the focus to the Super Bowl Champion New York football Giants. They are sitting atop the NFC, while the lowly Eagles are plopped dead last in the NFC East.Good luck Eagles, you’re going to need it seeing as how your Phillies just won a title.

With the recently discovered “New Cape St. Francis” somewhere along the African coast, I’m reminded of the original Cape St. Francis, as well as a big mistake stemming from the original.

I will never forget the jubilant jumping around the bases by Carter and the look on Mitch Williams’ face as he pitifully carried himself off the field amongst the celebrating Blue Jays team. Being a die-hard Phillies hater, I can honestly say it was one of the happiest moments of my life, and one of the greatest birthday presents I’ve ever received.

With in your face chords and lyrics that characterize human emotions, the result is a sound that’s reminiscent of the beginnings of rock blending with current underground notables, showing that Low Vs Diamond has found something they can grow with.

Sometimes you can’t help it. You just glance over and there it is, a girl in a bikini skimping down and getting into her wetsuit. And when a beautiful lady is naked under a towel, it’s pretty difficult not to sneak a peek or two while she schimmies that wetsuit on or off. Ask any guy, it’s just our nature.

And yes, I have been known to bash the south in the past. I can’t stand the Florida Gators, I f-king hate the made up word “y’all”, and some rednecks can’t see past skin color and it makes me sick. Now I’ve got a new thing to add to this list: the weird crab people that are slowly taking over Hatteras.